You Can't Keep A Good Duck Down

The duck has cheated death again. The AP story tells how the duck that was shot, but woke up in the hunter's fridge has survived another close call. After being taken to a vet hopital to have surgery for the gunshot wound, the duck died on the operating table. The vet performed CPR on the duck, likely yelling, "Live Dammit!" much in the style of Hawkeye on M*A*S*H, and the duck came back from the dead again.

It's a truly inspiring story... for ducks.