Friday, January 26, 2007

Mmmmm... Bad Idea


Now this is science at work for the better of humanity. A scientist in North Carolina has created the "Buzz Donut" which is "a way to add caffeine to baked goods, without the bitter taste of caffeine."

Yeah, this is a fantastic idea. The only possible improvement would be to add nicotine as well. One can only hope that the donuts contain all possible trans fats as well. God Bless America.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This may be the end of any further need for science.

1/27/2007 2:56 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

No, we still need geneticists to breed freaky humans. I'm hoping to see a new race of super mutants within my lifetime.

1/27/2007 12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may see your mutants if this doughnut thing gets loose.

1/28/2007 6:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, they should go ahead and add crack to it, too...

1/28/2007 9:12 AM  

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