Bush Makes Me Proud To Be An American - NOT

George Bush is dedicated to encouraging democracy throughout the world via wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and through red carpet welcomes during visits from world leaders such as President Nursultan Nazarbayev (text from WASHINGTON POST):

...the White House is making arrangements to host the leader of Kazakhstan, an autocrat who runs a nation anything but free and has been accused by U.S. prosecutors of pocketing the bulk of $78 million in bribes from an American businessman. Not only will President Nursultan Nazarbayev visit the White House, people involved say, but he also will travel to the Bush family compound in Maine.

Okay, well, at least we know that Bush's reason for war and diplomacy have nothing to do with getting oil:

The upcoming Nazarbayev visit, according to analysts and officials, offers a case study in the competing priorities of the Bush administration at a time when the president has vowed to fight for democracy and against corruption around the globe. Nazarbayev has banned opposition parties, intimidated the press and profited from his post, according to the U.S. government. But he also sits atop massive oil reserves that have helped open doors in Washington.

Wait, there must be some reason to feel that the Administration has only the best of intentions with their actions:

Even before Nazarbayev's upcoming visit, Vice President Cheney went to the former Soviet republic in May to praise the Kazakh leader as a friend, a trip that drew criticism because it came the day after he criticized Russia for retreating from democracy. The latest invitation has sparked outrage among Kazakh opposition.

Alright, I give up. Bush has no redeeming qualities. And yes, he is the AntiChrist you've all been waiting for.