It's Not Easy Being Green... When You're A Loon

Finally someone with some common sense has joined the environmental fight with a real plan of action:

OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments
worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO
crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

Paul Hellyer, an 83 year old former government official, claims to have seen a UFO and believes that world governments have information from crashed flying saucers that will improve technologies to make them less hazardous. Damn right!!

I don't know why this idea hasn't come up before. It seems like the right course of action given the clear advances in technology since the Roswell crash in the middle of the 20th Century. So why are world goverments still holding back this technology? Maybe it's because they're in the pockets of Big Oil, or maybe it's simply because the idea of little green men from Mars landing on Earth is RIDICULOUS!!