You'll Thank Me Someday

When the Revolution comes (when the Left shall rise again!), I shall be playing "Shake Your Booty," by KC & the Sunshine Band and brandishing a flame-thrower. For those of you who will want to leave the country out of fear for your lives, here's a bit of helpful information...

U.S. Law: A US citizen can take possession of any foreign, uninhabited island, as long as it contains bird droppings.

Citation: TITLE 48 - TERRITORIES AND INSULAR POSSESSIONSCHAPTER 8 - GUANO ISLANDSSec. 1411. Guano districts; claim by United States

Whenever any citizen of the United States discovers a deposit of guano on any island, rock, or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other government, and not occupied by the citizens of any other government, and takes peaceable possession thereof, and occupies the same, such island, rock, or key may, at the discretion of the President, be considered as appertaining to the United States.

Thanks to www.dumblaws.com for the info.